Total Medals Earned: 2,169 (From 560 different games.) Total Medal Score: 33,635 Points
Medals Earned: 28/30 (300/360 points)
Take the freeway exit.
Jump onto a moving vehicle!
Steal a motorcycle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.
Steal a police car.
Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Reach the left-most finish line.
Reach the second finish line.
Reach the third finish line.
Reach the fourth finish line.
Reach the fifth finish line.
Reach the sixth finish line.
Reach the right-most finish line.
Barely make the jump to another vehicle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Take the exit from the oncoming lane!
Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Destroy a vehicle.
Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.
Medals Earned: 10/21 (70/270 points)
Steal a speedboat.
Grind against another vehicle.
Jump onto another vehicle!
Steal a tank.
Enter Fury Mode.
Destroy another vehicle.
Escape from the helicopter.
Jump between flying jet planes! Insane!!!
Hijack a jet plane?!
Drive on the oncoming lane for 500 points.
Drive on the oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Destroy a tank (besides your own).
Drive on the oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Defeat the final boss and save humanity!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/275 points)
Lose your first round of Friday Night Death Slot.
Publish your first high-score to the Internets.
Mantain your audience entertained for more than a minute.
Survive for 10 levels.
Mantain your audience entertained for more than 5 minutes.
Survive for 30 levels.
Survive for 50 levels.
Mantain your audience entertained for more than 10 minutes.
Survive for 100 levels.
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/385 points)
You found some poo!
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 10/12 (50/60 points)
You got another O
You got the F
You got the H
You got the I
You got the M
You got the N
You got the O
You got the R
The vanishing space
You got the T
You got the glorious G
You got the little N
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/185 points)
You killed an enemy
Used a bomb
Used a confuser
You died 3 times
Used a health kit
You died
Killed a big enemy
Found a gold coin
Entered level 2
Entered level 3
Entered level 4
Entered level 5
Entered level 6
Entered level 7
Found your spaceship and escaped the alien mothership.
Found the retro level
Used a superbomb!
Found all gold coins!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/290 points)
complete room 4
complete room 6
complete room 8
complete room 10
complete room 14
complete room 18
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/45 points)
Throw up a food item
Enter the Earth
Bounce on a spring
Push a button
You are dead
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/500 points)
Finish the tutorial
Kill 20 Enemies in one playthrough
Kill the first stage of the boss
Buy all weapons in the shop
Kill the first stage of the boss without taking any damage
Kill the second stage of the boss
Buy all of the items in the shop
Buy all HP upgrades
Kill the second stage of the boss without taking any damage
Kill the third stage of the boss and complete the game
Kill the third stage of the boss without taking any damage
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/25 points)
Killed an Innocent Bystander
Unlock Zombie Mode
Vanquish the Zombie scurge